Note that some of the characters listed are either currently MIA Missing in Action, KIA Killed in Action, reoccurring, andor are important to the plot of each season. Main charactersFull Name Richard Dick Simmons. Voice Actor Gustavo Sorola. Armor Color Maroon, Blue with Maroon trim brieflySignature Weapons M1. SSM Rocket Launcher, BR5. Battle Rifle. Appearances Season 1Present. Status Alive. Side Red, Chorus, Blue brieflyCaptain Richard Dick Simmons is voiced by Gustavo Sorola, co creator of the series. Hes the second in command of the Red Team. Simmons and Grif were the first two characters to ever appear in Red vs. Blue, appearing at the start of Episode 1. He is very attentive to his superior, Sarge, and, unlike Grif, obeys his orders, but is also a brown noser. Simmons is by far the most intelligent member of Red Team and shows extensive knowledge of technology and computers, as he is able to hack into the Freelancer mainframe and delete the Blue Teams records. He is shown to be very tactically minded and continuously demonstrates an ability to formulate effective battle plans and strategies. However, his plans are always overlooked by Sarge, but when Simmons attempts to follow through with his plans, the plan often falls apart and he panics. He appears to be the most practical of the Red team, and determines the logical explanation for events while Sarge creates ludicrous theories. He appears to have a fairly decent friendship with Grif, despite their constant bickering. When the Reds finally find out that the Red and Blue teams are staffed by the 1. Grif asks Simmons how he ended up there. In reply, Simmons complains that time limits on tests are not fair. It is therefore very likely that Simmons is the only team member worthy of actual military status, but is most likely hindered by his lack of self confidence and panicky nature when put in timed or complicated situations. Full Name Dexter Grif. Voice Actor Geoff Ramsey. Armor Color Orange. Signature Weapons The Metas Brute Shot Renamed The Grif Shot, Battle Rifle, Teleportation Grenades Renamed Future Cubes,Appearances Season 1Present. Status Alive. Side Red, Chorus. Captain Dexter Grif is voiced by Geoff Ramsey, co creator of the series. Grif first appeared at the start of Episode 1, along with Simmons. Grif was forced into the Red army after the first military draft in hundreds of years. He is incredibly lazy and a loudmouth, often talking back to Sarge. Grif is shown to be relatively adept at driving vehicles, even managing to fly a Pelican and a Hornet with next to no experience with aircraft. He is also shown to be exceptionally hard to kill, being able to survive multiple shots, being run over by a tank, and falling from extreme heights. He has a mostly begrudging kinship with his teammates, and is slow to assist them, but will assist them nonetheless. In Reconstruction it is revealed that he was promoted to the rank of Sergeant when Sarge refused relocation, but is later demoted to the fictitious rank of Minor Junior Private Negative First Class because of a deal between Sarge and Agent Washington. It is eventually revealed that Grif does not avoid work or ignore orders out of sheer laziness, but as a way of showing disrespect towards Sarge, whom he dislikes. This bears out Churchs assessment of Red team in the early seasons, judging Grif to be the most overall competent member, and the biggest threat, assuming he ever developed the motivation to use it. In season 1. 5, Episode 6, Grif becomes extremely upset at the idea that not only has Church appeared to once again be resurrected, but that everyone else is prepared to leap into a new adventure to go save him. Having had his fill of action and life threatening battles over the years since being stationed at Blood Gulch, Grif secludes himself into a cave where Dylan Andrews attempts to calm him down. When she mentions that his sister Kakina known simply as Sister to the majority of the cast has told her that despite how he acts, he genuinely cares for his friends, it prompts a berserk reaction from Grif who begins screaming that he hates Sarge, Simmons, and everyone else in the cast before storming out of the cave to get away from Andrews. Hi-Def The Rain Children Movie. At the end of the episode as everyone is gearing up to head out for clues to Churchs whereabouts, he declares that he is quitting. When asked by the Reds and Blues as to what hes quitting, his reply is, You. He declares that he is finished with the cast and plans to stay on the moon that the Reds and Blues have been living on since the end of season 1. Sarge threatens his life for desertion of the military, a fact that leaves Simmons utterly stunned. He is last seen still on the moon as the rest of the cast takes off to find clues about both Church and the other events surrounding the apparent attacks on Chorus. Grif, as seen in Objects in Space, goes insane from loneliness and guilt, creating volleyball versions of the Reds and Blues. Grif joins Lopez and Locus in saving the Reds and Blues, though he annoys Locus to no end with his newfound tendency to go on rambles and talkative nature, though he eventually returns to his previous composure. During this period Grif has also learned Spanish to learn Lopezs lines. FOX Sports Videos FOX Sports.