Watch Your Childhood Crumble as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reenact Seinfelds ContestYoull never think of teenage turtles the same way again. On the latest episode of Nerdists Talkin Toons, host and voice actor Rob Paulsen reunited with his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles buddies to voice the infamous The Contest scene from Seinfeld, where the four characters bet money to see who could go the longest without masturbating. Paulsen as Raphael read Jerry Seinfelds lines, Barry Gordon Donatello played the kooky clown Kramer, Cam Clarke Donatello took on the role of Elaine, and Townsend Coleman Michelangelo played George, the one who was caught playing a solo on the devils clarinet in the first place. Its weird enough imagining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles masturbating, even though it kinda makes sense. However, it becomes downright creepy once you remember how disgusting turtle penises are technically, the ninja fighting turtles should have three foot dicks when erect. In Aesops famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowlyRead more Read. Princess Aurora is the protagonist of Disneys 1959 film Sleeping Beauty. She is the daughter of. Youll never think of teenage turtles the same way again. Princess Jasmine is the deuteragonist of Disneys 1992 animated feature. Image?disableStub=true&type=VIDEO_S_720&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvdp.mycdn.me%2FgetImage%3Fid%3D44414995109%26idx%3D0%26thumbType%3D32%26f%3D1&signatureToken=-eUC4DIDZQUa2RZoiFsOZg' alt='Watch Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams Hd' title='Watch Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams Hd' />You can check out the video below, and yearn for the life you led before I reminded you that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have sex organs. Turtle Power She had previously worked on this post, fulfilling the role of Cinderella. Personality. Aurora is a kind, elegant, sophisticated, and gentle person as well as a hopeless romantic. At first, she is seen as a slightly naive and carefree young woman as a result of being sheltered for most of her life. Aurora is very loyal to her aunts and usually obeys their rules respectfully, although she may disagree with them. Since she was raised not to talk to strangers, Aurora was naturally startled and apprehensive when the handsome Prince Phillip appeared in the forest. However, she was drawn to him before remembering her aunts rule about not talking to strangers. Aurora then compromised in agreeing to talk to him by arranging to meet him at her cottage, under the supervision of her aunts. In later media, she is shown to have matured and become more self assured, proactive, independent and confident in her opinions and abilities. Though it can arguably be said that as a character, she is very difficult to pin down, due to her short appearance in the movie, at least awake, that is. Physical Appearance. Aurora is a young woman, magically blessed with wavy waist length golden hair like sunshine, violet eyes, a tall and slender figure, and lips that shame the red rose. Her skin is fair and flawless. Unlike Snow White or Cinderella, her face is less rounded and more refined, giving her an appearance of maturity rather than youth despite being only sixteen. As a peasant, she wears a black bodice over a grey long sleeved calf length frock with a white petticoat, and goes barefoot. She wears a black headband and carries a purple shawl when going out. As her princess self, she wears a pink or blue ball gown with a petal overskirt, a ruffled white petticoat, and long triangular sleeves. During the original film, Auroras ball gown is blue as seen when Flora and Merryweather fight for the colors of her ball gown either in pink or blue, even at the end of the film where Aurora dances with Prince Phillip in a ballroom dance. But in later appearances and merchandise, Auroras ball gown is depicted as pink. Abilities. In Disney Princess Enchanted Tales Follow Your Dreams, Aurora was given a magic wand from Merryweather to use, and Aurora was able to wield its magical powers such as making two stacks of papers pick themselves up, transforming her nightgown into a ball gown with a dazzling necklace, matching earrings, and a jeweled tiara. She summoned chickens and cows and temporarily turned a man into a duck. Later in the story, Aurora fixed her problems and gave away the cows to peasants. At the end of the story, she returned the wand to Merryweather. In the original film, despite Aurora having been enchanted by Maleficent, a powerful sorceress, Auroras willpower combined with shouts from the fairies temporarily gave her the strength to regain control of herself for a few seconds. Appearances. Auroras parents named her after the Roman goddess of the dawn because she filled their lives with the sunshine. Soon after she was born, she was presented to the kingdom at a christening, where she was betrothed to Prince Phillip, the son of King Stefans good friend King Hubert. Also invited were the three good fairies, Flora, Fauna and Merryweather, who bestow blessings on the newborn princess. Flora and Fauna give the infant princess the gifts of beauty and song, respectively. However, before Merryweather has the opportunity to give her gift, the evil fairy Maleficent arrives. Angered because she wasnt invited to the ceremony, Maleficent puts a curse on baby Aurora. According to Maleficent, before the sun sets on Auroras sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die. Maleficent disappears, leaving everyone in shock and horror at Auroras doomed future. Merryweather, though unable to lift the curse, could soften it. Instead of death, she would remedy the situation by placing Aurora into an enchanted sleep, which is the fateful prophecy shell keep, only to be awakened by true loves kiss if this was to happen. Aurora as Briar Rose. Still fearful for the princess safety, the three good fairies agree to hide the princess as a peasant for 1. They take the baby to a cottage in the forest and raise her, disguising themselves as her mortal aunts and renaming her Briar Rose. The Sword In The Stone Movie Divx. Meanwhile, King Stefan has every spinning wheel in the kingdom destroyed in a desperate attempt to prevent the fulfillment of the curse. On Auroras sixteenth birthday, her aunts send her out into the forest, so that they can prepare her birthday party in secret. While Aurora was out, she dreams of meeting a handsome prince, while singing Once Upon a Dream. At first, she was singing with her forest friends. But she soon meets Prince Phillip, who had followed her melodic voice. Not knowing who Phillip was, or of their betrothal, she believes him to be a stranger and attempts to leave. However, she dances with him for a bit and ends up falling in love. When he asked for her name, she then left, realizing she wasnt allowed to give her name to strangers. She does, however, tell him where she lives and asks him to meet her there that night. At home, Briar Rose comes home to a splendid birthday party. She tells her aunts about the young man that she met, but gets confused when they are not happy for her.