Office Jokes Funny Work Jokes  Readers Digest. From the police blotter, 
or, what a beat cop deals with 
every day A deputy responded to a report 
of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier. A woman said her son was 
attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital. A resident said someone had 
entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered 
his wife had gotten up for a late night snack. A man reported that a squirrel 
was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasnt sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An 
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of a JIB job interview breakdownThese men and women have I was so nervous at a job interview, when he asked me what I wanted to be in five years, I said, Race car driver. The guy asked me to tell him 
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to speak clearly and politely, and 
it was nice to use proper grammar 
in speech and writing. Source dailymail. My friend, an intern, was given 5. Told to get himself something, he bought a shirt. Source storify. com. My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patients room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she 
remarked, An apple a day keeps 
the doctor away, rightThats true, he agreed. I havent seen a doctor in three days. Larry Jensen, Englewood, Colorado. My colleague has been living 
in this country only a few months, 
and although normally chipper, he recently looked sad. When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, Today, everything wrong is going in my favor. Bacchus Johnson, Charlotte, North Carolina. My boss and I took a job applicant to lunch, where we tried, with little success, to get him to open up about his experience and qualifications. Frustrated, my boss set his salad aside and proposed a specific and complex situation to the young man, then asked, What would you doThe applicant hesitated, then, looking my boss straight in the eye, said, Are you going to eat all those tomatoesJohn Richman, Webster, New York. A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say bye 3. Damien. Fahey Im employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e mail address is email protected My ex bosss name is R. Stone. His e mail was email protected My name is James Pan. Bit of Fun proudly sharing humor, beauty, and art for over 16 years. This site contains humorous videos, jokes, art, funny photos, entertaining articles, a fun. Filipino Comedian Ron Josol films an episode of GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE AXSTV 2013. An alumnus of the Second City and Annoyance Theatre in Chicago, IL. Graduated from Northwestern University in 1986. Funny Comedian Videos Chicago 10 ' title='Funny Comedian Videos Chicago 10 ' />LOS ANGELES Dick Gregory, the comedian and activist and who broke racial barriers in the 1960s and used his humor to spread messages of social justice and. Amit Tandon is one of the renowned StandUp comics in Delhi NCR. He has accomplished more than 700 Stand Up Comedy shows across India, Singapore and Australia. Every other permutation of my name was taken e. Im stuck with email protectedFrom quora. I have a question. I have 1. Ill look into it. Ive already forgotten about it. I tried my best.          I did the bare minimum. Happy to discuss further. Dont ask me about this again. No worries.          You really messed up this time. Take care.          This is the last youll ever hear from me. Cheers          I have no respect for you or myself Source thecooperreview. As a Speech therapist, I was working with a preschooler on 
body part identification and the 
k sound. To that end, I had him 
use Play Doh to make a sculpture 
of me. Is that my neck I asked, trying to get him to repeat the word. No, thats your chin, he said. He added more Play Doh. Is that my neck I asked. No, thats your other chin. Ilene Smith, Milan, Michigan. While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back 
in 2. The woman asked, 
Is that 2. Central Standard Time Jamie Hindman, Lewisville, Texas. Its amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, You look so gorgeous, I didnt recognize you. Elaine Schyve, Cohocton, New York. The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. Businessman Stanley Randall. Client Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence. Me You mean the period Client I dont care what you designers call it it is unsightly. Delete it. Source clientsfromhell. Ive been working on my Ph. D 
in engineering for the past five years, but my kids dont necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and suggested that I could get 
a job there. Hoping to make a point, I asked, Do you think theyre looking for an engineerOh, sure, he said. Theyll hire anybody. Christopher Fields, Fort Collins, Colorado. An insurance agent called 
our medical office. One of our 
doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave of absence form 
for a patient, but, the agent said, the 
patient had altered it. The giveaway 
The return to work date had been changed to February 3. J. L., via e mail. I supervised an employee who had a negative view of everything 
I did. If I took a vacation day, I was never there. If I praised someones work, it was too little, too late. He eventually took another job 
but was fired six months later. Shortly thereafter, he contacted 
me, hoping to return to his old job. Have you learned anything from this experience I asked. Yes, I should have stayed here, 
he admitted. Youre too indecisive to have ever fired me. Terry OConnor, Chantilly, Virginia. I guess this is what happens after youve worked at the same place for a while. I was eating at a fast food restaurant when an employee began his shift by walking into the kitchen area and calling out, Honey, Im homeG. M., via e mail. Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries A woman wanted inspirational material on grass and lawns. Who built the English Channel Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley 
Temple doll and a teddy bear. Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forgerClient to designer It doesnt really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue. Source clientsfromhell. A woman called our airline 
customer service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. Sure, I said, as long as you provide your own kennel. I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed 
Ill never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrowFrom gcfl. I spend three minutes every 
day choosing a TV channel 
to leave on for my dog. Then 
I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult. After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports radio talk show host to say, Everyone should call in and give one word for that game. Whats your word the host 
replied. Bored out of my mind, said the caller. From Sports Illustrated. Librarians may be shy, but 
their patrons arent. Look at their oddball requests A patron offered me 1. A patron wanted me to find a 
book to teach her dog German. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasnt at work. Roz Warren, from womensvoicesforchange. For Martin Luther King Day, 
I asked my fifth graders how theyd make the world a better place. One said, Id make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer. Jessica Castronovo, 
Manalapan, New Jersey. Scene A radio newsroom. Caller I just wanted to let you know youre off the air. Host Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it. Caller It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that. Source Overheard in the RADIO Newsroom. When my coworker answered his phone, the confused woman on the other end asked, Who is thisThis is Steve. A Not So Funny Look at 6 Comedians Accused of Plagiarism. Its an immutable law of comedyunder no circumstances may a comic use another performers material. Download The Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea Movie In Hd. Naturally, with so many comics making observations about the world around them, similarities are bound to exist between one guys airplane food joke and anothers. Allegations of joke lifting are common, with top tier talent like Conan OBrien and Amy Schumer often having accusations thrown their way Schumer, for her part, vehemently denies any thievery. But throughout standups history, some similarities have been too close to ignore. MILTON BERLEThe late, great star of stage, screen, radio and TV was once the nations most popular comedian, earning him a 3. NBC and the endearing nickname Uncle Miltie. But to many of his fellow performers, Berle became known by the much less affectionate nickname The Thief of Bad Gag for his legendary penchant for joke lifting. Fellow legend and occasional enemy Bob Hope once remarked that Berle never heard a joke he didnt steal. In another instance, Jack Benny defended his own practice of using Berles material by saying When you take a joke away from Milton Berle, its not stealing, its repossessing. Unlike many other accused bit thieves, Berle never went out of his way to dispel the reputation, once joking to Larry King I dont steal peoples jokes. I just find them before theyre lost. CARLOS MENCIA. The former star of Comedy Centrals Mind of Mencia has been accused of plagiarism by everyone from George Lopezwho once claimed he roughed up Mencia over a supposedly stolen setto South Park. However, the most famous example was shared with the world thanks to a viral video posted by comedian Joe Rogan. In the footage, Rogan is shown running onstage to confront Mencia during a 2. Comedy Store in L. A. Among other, more colorful names, Rogan refers to Mencia as Men Steal ia. DANE COOK. Dane Cook reached the pinnacle of stand up comedy success in 2. Retaliation went all the way to 4 on the Billboard chart. Sold out large arena gigs, movie flops, and tabloid coverage quickly followedand all served to fuel a rabid anti Dane movement within the comedy world. With that came an intense microscope on Cooks material and, predictably, a rash of joke swiping charges. The most well known example includes a Cook bit that bears a suspicious resemblance to an earlier one by Louis C. K. one of the most revered comics working today. Although compilations seem to confirm that Cook has used at least three of his bits, Louis C. K. has mostly downplayed itIm not going to do anything about this. Im not going to court over a bit called Itchy Aole, he once joked. Just for good measure and consistency, Joe Rogan has also accused Cook of lifting jokes. ROBIN WILLIAMS. Long before he was an Oscar winner, Robin Williams was known to comics as a major material thief. He was even alleged to have used other comedians material on Johnny Carsons Tonight Show. One well traveled anecdote claims that when fellow comics spotted Williams in the audience of a comedy club, they would immediately stop their act to prevent him from writing down their best jokes. According to Richard Zoglins book Comedy at the Edge, David Brenner once asked Williams agent to Tell Robin if he ever takes one more line from me, Ill rip his leg off and shove it up his bleep Williams discussed his younger days in comedy and of not understanding the consequences of borrowing material with Marc Maron in 2. JAY MOHRGetty. The former host of Last Comic Standing is an admitted comedy plagiarist. In his 2. 00. 4 book Gasping For Airtime, which recounts his tumultuous two season stint on Saturday Night Live, Mohr details an infamous incident in which he took a New York comedians joke and turned it into a sketch. NBC was forced to settle with the jokes originator, but Mohr himself escaped any serious repercussions. DENIS LEARYGetty. The former star of Rescue Me has been accused of stealing not only some material but his entire stage persona from the late cult comic Bill Hicks. Hes also been accused of lifting material from former stand up and Hollywood heavyweight Judd Apatow and Louis C. K. But Hicks himself, who was close friends with Leary, severed his friendship with him over the number of lifted jokes used on Learys No Cure for Cancer album. I have a scoop for you. I stole his act, Hicks joked with Austin Comedy News in 1. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did. Hicks passed away from cancer the following year. This piece originally ran in 2.