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In Lake Town, the viewer is reminded multiple times that Smaug can only be killed by a special ballista bolt, strangely called an arrow, and only in one tiny spot on his stomach. In the mountain, Bilbo points it out again. But Peter Jackson apparently pays no heed to the script with his own name on it and gives the viewer a 3. Lets Kill the Dragon Sequence. Take a guess who doesnt die in this sequence. If you said Smaug, the Fire Breathing Dragon, you are more qualified to direct this movie than Peter Jackson. I loved the Rings film trilogy and, with the exception of Azog, the first Hobbit film. This film though, has almost no plot development, almost no consistency with the timeline given by Tolkien, almost no attention paid to its own script, and entirely too much combat. I remember Jackson being criticised for the warg battle in Towers but that did not require any plot change except for the location of the death of Hama a very minor change and the whole Aragorn cliff dream thing which serves to heighten the tension before a battle that is done far better in the film. The warg battle helped to make a good fantasy film. This film seems like it is trying to see how many people can be killed before it gets an R rating from the MPAA. Deviations from the book are good if it enables better cinema but not when it allows for Lets Kill Everything We See The Movie.